One man's opinion and recognition of 50 people that put me on edge. I hope you agree, disagree, laugh, and get ticked. Enjoy!
50. Karl Rove - Too much authority too few results.
49. Jerry Springer - Assists in the downward spiral of America’s common sense.
48. Mariah Carrey - She’s everywhere!
47. Jimmy Carter - Just because.
46. Rebecca Romaine - You can paint her blue and give her scales but she still sucks as an actress.
45. Diane Sawyer - What happened to actual reporting?
44. Kathryn Blanco - Has no idea what she is doing.
43. Kevin Federline - Do I even need to explain this one?
42. Howard Stern - The long lost brother of Jerry Springer..
41. Rickey Williams - Waste of talent.
40. Carson Daly - Thinks he’s black.
39. Sean Penn - One of the most talented actors of all time and incredibly whinny!
38. Terrell Owens - Spoiled and arrogant.
37. Ann Coulter - She’s a man-eater!
36. Janice Dickenson - Cuckoo.
35. Jerry Seinfeld - Just a bunch of white noise.
34. Anna Kournikova - Average tennis player, who sold herself to Enrique.
33. Nancy Pelosi - For the love of everything SHUT UP!
32. Jesse Jackson - Who actually claims him as their reverend?
31. George Steinbrenner - Built a dynasty, ruined baseball.
30. Toby Keith - The worst side of arrogant patriotism.
29. David Curuso – I’m David Curuso and I have only one facial expression.
28. PETA - When you sue a church for giving away goldfish, something is a little off.
27. Haratio Sanz - Sad, non funny, replacement for Chris Farley.
26. Whoever created call waiting - The worlds worst popularity contest.
25. Leonard M. Apcar - Most biased person in mainstream print.
24. Bobby Flay - Second rate Emeril!
23. Margaret Cho - Funny?...Yes. Intelligent?...probably. Annyoning?...Absolutely.
22. Barbra Boxer - The worst thing to happen to California since Fresno.
21. Bob Saget - Danny Tanner aint so nice.
20. 50 Cent - Overrated.
19. Donald Trump - We get it you have money, lots and lots of money.
18. Ace Young - If you know who this is, you know why he is on this list.
17. Keith Olbermann - Put feuds aside and just give me the frickin news.
16. Ted Kennedy - No explanation needed.
15. Theresa Heinz Kerry - A ketchup queen who thinks she runs the world.
14. Ward Churchill - Applauding jihad, makes me sad.
13. The CEOs of the oil industry. - $3.00 for a gallon of gas COME ON!!!
12. Al Sharpton - Agenda, agenda, agenda.
11. Lil Jon - I don’t understand how he even has a career.
10. Michael Eisner - Defiled the mouse.
9. Ray Nagin - Irresponsible, unapologetic, child who sits blaming instead of helping.
8. Hillary Clinton - Inconsistent, and a poor choice as front-runner for the democratic party.
7. Tom Cruise - Scientology...Fun for the whole family!
6. Al Frankin - You’re good enough, smart enough, and not many people like you.
5. Katie Couric - Too much perkiness that early in the morning cant be healthy.
4. Paris Hilton - The future of girls everywhere.
3. Rush Limbaugh - Right wing nut job.
2. Michael Moore - Left wing nut job.
1. Myself - I am my own worst enemy.
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Calm in Chaos
The chaos of my mind and inadequacy I feel at times overshadows any semblance of peace and confidence. Is it my own misgivings, perhaps a truth that is hidden away, or is it lies that my mind tells me to enslave me in my own prison. I find that as I journey I am experiencing the elation that comes with discovery and the fear that becomes all dark places. I believe…I know…I trust that I am headed on the correct path, but somewhere, deep down in the recesses of my soul, there is poison wanting to infect the whole of me…wanting to destroy all hope and expectation. I know not of what this path holds, I am only certain of my hopes and dreams, and I am confidant in what needs to be done. However, it is the process, the means, in which I aimlessly wander. It is the curse of busyness. The constant going, never stopping, ever pushing on…all the while I forget the most basic exercise of the soul…be still.
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